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SYMPTOMS- Continual complaint as to need for snuggling under a
handmade quilt. Patient has blank expression, sometimes deaf to
spouse and kids. Has no taste for bedspreads or electric blankets.
Hangs out at "Quilting Bees. Mumbles to self "Log Cabin,"
"Double Wedding Ring," "Ohio Rose,"
TREATMENT- Medication is useless. Disease is not fatal. Victim
should attend as many Quilt Shows and Quilt Shops as possible.
Approximately 8 1/2" x 11" Teal and Black Print on Ivory paper.
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